Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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