David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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