This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
