It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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