He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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