so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Houston, we have a blender
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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