And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
