Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(936): View more from Texas

Bea Arthur died! :(

(214): View more from Texas

What?

(936): View more from Texas

Big bird passed.

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(785): View more from Kansas

That reminds me...we need to get swords

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Do they take checks?

(1-606): View more from Kentucky

Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?

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(315): View more from New York

someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this

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(760): View more from California

if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel

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(925): View more from California

she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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(785): View more from Kansas

She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.

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