So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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