One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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