what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
When are your genitals available?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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