Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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