Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I just want nice things and good sex
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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