what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Swine flu is the new snow day.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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