"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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