Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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