now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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