Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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