She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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