u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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