i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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