ugly people sure do ruin things
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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