Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
