Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
well you can't waste a boner
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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