Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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