I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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