My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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