i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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