I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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