Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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