But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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