It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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