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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  ..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  its not a party unless mikie exposes himself

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  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

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• (805): View more from California

  Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already

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• (310): View more from California

  So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?

  (310): View more from California

  Um. We had sex on a washing machine.

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