i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You work out of a Hotel?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Randomize
