New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
