her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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