We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
