She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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