Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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