so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.