Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
