Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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