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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.

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• (714): View more from California

  when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (518): View more from New York

  I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.

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• (385): View more from Utah

  I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong

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• (415): View more from California

  Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine

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