so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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