Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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