Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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