ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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