Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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