People with herpes should wear stickers.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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