I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
