Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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