I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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