So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
now i know why i became what i already was.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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