I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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