A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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