They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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