that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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