Just took my morning after pill in the library
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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